Homer just sneaks up.... and he pushes very subtley, so that we just wake up with our legs hangin' off the bed and him there sleeping innocent as can be.
The cats don't push me off the bed, and Tam isn't a morning person, so he doesn't usually get up until nine or ten.
But Halvah will get on the bed right near my ear and purr at top volume and knead her paws, and if I move so much as an inch, she'll start chatting. Brat.
She never used to do that when the dogs were around. Now I get to know what it's like to have a cat alarm.