I got carded on the River Walk in San Antonio this weekend at several different bars. I'll be 48 in Oct. P.S. Coyote Ugly is not all that!
If you meet a waitress at the San Antonio/River Walk Hard Rock Cafe who has a pieced tongue and a spider tatoo on her shoulder, let me know.
I was there a couple of years ago and ordered a draft beer. She said, "Do you want a regular draft or a girlie-man draft?"
To which I responded, "A regular draft."
She brings me a 20 oz beer with a $10 bill. But she tells me that I can keep the Hard Rock Cafe glass.
She saw no tip from me that day.