[kassie]

Good morning.

I guess I missed the missing cruise ship / groom story. Has he been found?

[Miss Marple]

No. No doubt someone threw him over the side. Whether it was the bride or someone else, I don't have any idea. Neither do the authorities.

Of course, this hasn't stopped cable news from doing hours of coverage on cruise ship security, what they can determine from the bloodstains, comments from other passengers on the ship, what the cruise ship did and didn't do, etc. etc.