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To: GreyFriar

Very good. Thanks for the ping. It is a pleasure to read a genuinely funny religion joke, and especially one that doesn't insult anyone.


10 posted on 08/07/2005 7:50:57 PM PDT by zot (GWB -- four more years!)
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To: zot
It is a pleasure to read a genuinely funny religion joke, and especially one that doesn't insult anyone.

Here is one joke told at Church by a local pastor.

Man phones his brother's house.

Little girl's whispering voice: "Hello?"

Man: "Hi, Cindy. It's Uncle Bob. Is your Daddy home?"

Little girl's whispering voice: "Yes, but he's very busy right now.

Man: "What about your Mommy. Is she home?"

Little girl's whispering voice: "She's very busy too."

Man: "Are there any grown-ups there I can talk to? I have to leave a message for your Daddy"

Little girl's whispering voice: "The Policemen are here but they are very busy too.

Man: "Police? There are Policemen there?

Little girl's whispering voice: "Yes. They brought Police doggies and heliocoppers too.

Man: "You mean helicopters? What's going on?!?"

Little girl's whispering voice: "They are trying very hard to find someone."

Man: "Oh my goodness!! Who are they looking for?!?

Little girl's whispering voice: "They're looking for me."

11 posted on 08/07/2005 8:17:41 PM PDT by Polybius
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