Hey, it could happen!
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and asked, "What is this, a joke?"
A termite walked into a bar and asked, "Where is the bar tender?"
Only at closing!
A man walks into a bar. He sees a good looking, smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool. He walks up behind her and says: "Hi there good looking, how's it going?"
She turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says: "Listen, I'll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, it doesn't matter. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college. I just flat out love it." He says: "No kidding?, I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with?"