[cyborg]

lol

[Doctor Stochastic]

Three violin makers have been selling violins for years on the same block in the small town of Cremona, Italy.

After years of a peaceful co-existence, the Amati shop decided to put a sign in the window saying:
"We make the best violins in Italy."

The Guarneri shop copied them, and put a sign in their window saying:
"We make the best violins in the world."

Finally, the Stradivari family put a sign out at their shop saying:
"We make the best violins on the block."