Posted on 07/15/2005 6:34:13 AM PDT by TheBigB
A little boy and his father walk into a drugstore and proceed down the aisle with the condoms. The little boy sees a 3-pack of Trojans and asks his father who needs a 3-pack of condoms.
The father replies, "That's for the high school boys, one for Friday night, one for Saturday night, and one for Sunday night."
The little boy then asks, "Well, what about this 6-pack of condoms?"
The father says, "That's for the college boys, two on Friday, two on Saturday, and two on Sunday."
The little boy's eyes widen when he sees the 12-pack of condoms and asks incuriously, "What kind of man needs a 12-pack?"
The father replies, "Relax, son, that's for the married man, one for January, one for February,....."
Woo-Hoo!! TGIF
I'm not sure I would eat anything called "Puffy Nuts."
"I'm not sure I would eat anything called 'Puffy Nuts.'"
LOL, I completely agree.
LOL!! I always liked Pigpen!
ssssssTo all my Freeper Buds!!!!!
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Department person asked the young engineer, fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"
The engineer replied, "In the neighborhood of $75,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."
The HR person said, "Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks of vacation, fourteen paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette?"
The engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow! Are you kidding?"
And, the Human Resources person said, "Of course, but you started it."
"Re: last frame of the comic strip.
I'm not sure I would eat anything called "Puffy Nuts.""
First time around i thought the 'f's were 's's.
bttt
LOL Millee...its Friday all right :)
> Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
>Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.......
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>The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
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>Now Men....
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>Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
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>Doesn't that just warm your heart....
That, I might eat....
That all depends on the expiration date.
Bwahahahahaha!!!
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