My more tellable Brackenridge Heights Country Club stories:
- The summer I worked there as a busboy, Elke Sommer was taken to lunch there by a bunch of local Allegheny-Ludlum chieftans. I got to pour her water.
- That same summer, I quietly rebelled and changed the sign announcing "Annual Fireworks Display" to "Anal Fireworks Display."
Yeah, I'm a freakin' rebel, I know.
