Now that would be a visual.
Sort of on par with the middle-aged woman Bankruptcy Trustee whom I saw traipse into court wearing a mini-skirt and an ankle bracelet. Yuck.
or the mother of the seminarian in the church we went to in Monroeville, PA, who had tattoos on either shoulder blade and had a sleeveless blouse on. more power to whoever has them, but it looked incongrous beyond belief on the mother of this guy heading to Rome to study there for the priesthood.
OK, I actually have a suckerbite story from (drumroll, please) the SUNSET DRIVE-IN. (Actually, after it had gone, ahem, adult, no less.)