There's humor in it too, madam.
Like the time he ripped off elevator doors in a local skyscraper when feuding with another insurance company.
That incident involved me; the other insurance company didn't want to cover me because they had gotten an (erroneous) physician report alleging I smoked 800 cigarettes a day--some sort of recording or transcription error, I assume--and so I was too high a "risk."
A very volatile man.
But despite that it's 75% true and accurate humor, the moral of the story remains; one should never pretend to be something he is not.
I need to restate that; typed too fast.
Since it was 100% true and 75% humor.....
Reporters covering the story found it 100% corroborated, backed up, by others.