"you said "butt punk", beavis... :)"
That post made me think of a crank call circulating on the internet called "butt plug." A guy calls Wal-Mart and when someone answers, the guy just says, "butt plug." They try to be nice and transfer him all over the store but all he keeps saying is, "butt plug." It's a riot.
That was actually "Anthony" of Opie and Anthony fame... That could be one of the funniest crank calls I've ever heard!!!
Caller: Uh, Butt Plugs?
Walmart guy: Spark Plugs, hang on...
Damn, that is a FUNNY call, I hadn't thought of it when I posted but you're right....