10. Looking through her purse she says, "Damnit! I'm out of chewing tobacco already."
9. "I'm glad we're going out. I've got 3 kids at home who need a Dad."
8. "You're exactly the kind of guy I would have hung out with back when I was a dude."
7. "You smell kinda wierd for a fat guy."
6. "My urologist says it's not good to mix alcohol with penicillin, so I won't be drinking tonight."
5. "My last relationship ended sort of badly, but thankfully the judge ruled it was a justifiable homicide."
4. Scratching her head, she says, "Geez, just when you think the lice is gone for good..."
3. "Did I tell you my Aunt Betty died in this bed?"
2. "I hope you're a better lover than your brother was."
1. "I think being sexually active since I was 11 has helped me mature."
Never turned me off. One of the best women I ever dated chewed tobacco. Damn she was cute.
I know more women who chew tobacco than you would think. Beechnut and Copenhagen are the most popular. A bit of Copenhagen will put the fire back in your eyes when the sun is going down.</p>