[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

To paraphrase Karl Marx, "From each according to their pings, to each according to their posts." Or vice versa.


Now, where's my Mother of All Ping Lists?

[Asphalt]

could get fun

[speedy]

Blur, are you campaigning for this award? Okay, I will vote for you as a favorite son candidate. However, in the event you are not able to fulfill your duties, I am obligated by the treaty of Guadelupe-Hidalgo to cast my vote for the Bishop of East Anglia.