Q: Why can't blondes be cattle ranchers?
A: They can't keep their calves together.
Q: How many kids with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Let's go ride bikes!
A plumber attended to a leaking faucet at the neurosurgeon's house. After a two-minute job the plumber demanded $150.
The neurosurgeon exclaimed, 'I don't charge this amount even though I am a surgeon."
The plumber replied, "I didn't either, when I was a surgeon. That's why I switched to plumbing!"