A man and a woman are talking in a bar. They are having a wonderfully stimulating conversation, and the woman really likes the guy. She says to herself "Wow this guy is great. He is sensitive, yet manly. Intelligent but humble. Plus he is incredibly attractive." Later, as the bar is closing up, the man asks the woman if he wants to go to his house to hang out and drink some more. She says she would like that and they go to his house. When they get there he shows her around and in his bedroom is a great big shelf unit with teddy bears all over it. There are small/cheap teddy bears on the bottom and they increase in size and expense as you get to the top shelf. The woman is thinking "Wow look how sensitive this guy must be - he has a shelf full of teddy bears. I think I am in love." AS the night goes on and they talk they end up having sex and she sleeps over in his bedroom. The next morning she says to him "Wow, that was great. How was it for you?" The man turns to her and says "You can take one from the second shelf and down."