[shoffma1999]

A man in a hospital bed is awakened when his doctor enters the room.

Doctor: "I have some bad news, and then I have some really bad news, which do you want first?"

Patient: "What's the bad news?"

Doctor: "Well,the bad news is that you have Alzheimer's."

Patient: "What is the really bad news?"

Doctor: "The really bad news is that you have a cancerous tumor in your brain, and are going to die in two weeks."

Patient: "At least I don't have Alzheimer's."

[peacebaby]

oh, geez that's funny!