You live next door to Hyacinth?
Actually, that's what we used to call the nayber lady that lived there before, cause she was doing all things nice an proper like. At her daughter's wedding wife and I had the task of keeping everyone off the buffet until the bridal party got there (almost an hour and a half). We were not popular, so we just told 'em "Hyacinth said so."
They all understood.
The current nayber lady is a little more annoying.