I think you should just assume I'm computer ignorant and I spend most of my time in crisis management because I can't keep up with everything.
I swear, I don't know what they do. Wife will be working in Word and will get some configuration I have never seen and I'll have to figure it out. I don't know how she does it.
That's pretty much the norm, not the exception.
(I need to get back outside, but I don't wanna...)
I think it's more interesting to imagine it's something more like a UFO abduction conspiracy theory.