Ya know, if'n ya marketed that type of thing you might afford to move to that farm a little sooner...
Course you could never show your face at Walmart or Sunday School again...
I was a nurse for 15 years...a little tiny chicken butt is nothing.
;-)
You know, when I was a nurse, I had a speciality...my patients loved it.
I'd help them with their bath, you know...at the bedside. Then I'd pour them a foot soak and let them soak their feet in warm soapy water while I changed their beds!
Elderly people would sit there wrapped in a blanket, soaking their feet, wiggling their toes and feeling a bit pampered.
It was my speciality....no one else did it.
:-)