Heh heh!
I'm all the time having these guys trying to sell me meat they supposedly couldn't sell to someone who was supposed to buy it from them and didn't, so now they're gonna give me a discount price to unload it.
They can go pee up a rope, I tell ya. I hate people knocking on my door.
Except when it's the neighborhood kids selling "World's Finest" chocolate. I buy that. They know that. They know not to bother otherwise. Heh heh!