California: Disneyland
Florida: Disney World: Magic Kingdom, Safari Country, Epcot, MGM Studios...Universal Studios...Sea World...
CA also has Sea Land (or something like that) Knotts Berry Farm, a neat zoo....
People seem to find enough to do.
Come to WA.... we have a HUGH Volcano theme park!
Missouri: Six Flags, Silver Dollar City, Branson (lotsuh showtunes that I know you'd love), caves, wineries, spring-fed rivers fer canoing, floatin' or sittin' nextuh...Katey Nature Trail, Lewis and Clark route, free B&B and range facilities at Dogwood Ridge...
too many elves in Kalifornia and Orlanduh...