[Lazamataz]

when the cops asks if you know why he pulled you over

I like to ask it HE does.

Then when he says yes, I say, "Well at least one of us knows what's going on here."

Then I press the cops nose and make a BEEP BEEP sound.

[b4its2late]

LOL!

[Larry Lucido]

Then when he says yes, I say, "Well at least one of us knows what's going on here."

Then I press the cops nose and make a BEEP BEEP sound.

I stopped a guy for doing 100 once. I asked him if he knew how fast he was going, and he said "Apparently a lot slower than you, since you caught me." Then he wrote me a ticket.

Say, you lived in Illinois, didn't you?