Not only that, he has NO musical talent.
What? Not that kind of band? Never mind.
And, he's ugly,,, in so many ways.
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No invite for Katie:
May 18, 2005 -- FORMER "Today" executive producer Tom Touchet wasn't disliked by all at the NBC show — just Katie Couric. To show his love and appreciation, "Today" co-anchor Matt Lauer held a private dinner for Touchet last week at Primavera on First Avenue. "It was held in a private room," said our spy. "Al [Roker] and Ann [Curry] were invited [but could not make it], and all the top brass came. Everyone but Katie, who was not invited." A rep for "Today" said: "This dinner was a casual and informal dinner with Matt, Tom and a few 'Today' staffers. Al, Ann and Katie had nothing to do with it and all wish Tom well."