Word for the Day, Monday, May 16, 2005

verbivores | 5/16/05 | xs

[Texan5]

I got home from work, washed my hair, and all that needs to be done with supper is cook the chicken picatta-pasta and salad are already made and the chicken is seasoned and ready to go-and I didn't even get rained on...

[Texan5]

Fascinating-that fits my cheating ex like a condom. I'm going to get that book the next time I'm at Barnes and Noble in SA...

[xsmommy]

i guess i should feel reassured that xshub has never said anything like that? LMAO!!

[xsmommy]

wow that is pretty wild. A++++

[xsmommy]

sounds like a good day AND a good dinner : )

[patton]

Well, I did buy the Mustang.

Then, this weekend, my wife put a baby seat in it.

She won that round. LOLOL

[NeoCaveman]

Well, FR has it's fair share of idiots.

With that said I'd wish the gubbiment would enforce our laws instead of winking and nodding at these business doing the hiring, and I wish they would not say another word about security until they get that border under control

[NeoCaveman]

I don't know it says if he's hiding money then he's cheating and if he's spending money then he's cheating. But then again I guess you couldn't sell a book if it all it said "if you suspect, you are probably right"

[Salamander]

Though I'll surely be blamed for the sun burning out in a bazillion years, I swear had *nothing* to do with the decline of HoJos....:))

[Laura Earl]

Lu isn't as bushy, and entertains us with her little scoot after defecation occurs. She even makes a funny face!!

[patton]

Wait a darn minute. I don't hide money.

My wife just hasn't bothered to look in - oh, say, 18 years.

[Jack Deth]

Days ago in chambers dreary
William Frist proffered to query
Harry Reid to find the opposition's
Bipartisan Temperament of the day
A daunting task, considering Reid's
Keith Richards-ish disposition

"Harry" said Frist, "We all know you're firing blanks.
You haven't the numbers in an Up and Down Vote."
"While hiding behind the Filibuster is a juvenile prank.
While Pelosi and Boxer come off as Media Whores"
Quoth the Jackass, "Nevermore!"

The lighting ebbed to something dimmer
While Harry's eyes glared and glimmered
Feeling icy trembles of fear never felt before
"Go ahead and shut down the Senate!
That threat is dead as Teddy's kidneys!" Frist did sneer.

"With no Dems to oppose, debate, or obfuscate
The votes on Bills. Your constituents will hemorrhage
While you will all be seen as Running For The Hills!"
"Hell," Frist grinned.
"The DU will probably demand that you revive Al Gore!"
Quoth the Jackass, "Nevermore!"

The chamber inveigled a eerie chill
That seeped into the fetid soul of the Dem's Top Shill
While Frist straightened his tie and shot his cuffs
"I'm speaking for the Prez.
And it is he who says
That he's tired of your whining and crying,
And it's way past time to Call Your Bluff!"

"So, if you want to mess with his choice of John Bolton
The President's a whiz at 'Texas Hold 'Em'.
While your sitting there trying to fill an Inside Straight!
By all means, 'Bring It On!' and we'll let the public know the score.
Quoth the Jackass, "Nevermore!"

Jack Deth~ 05/17/05.

[xsmommy]

jack, i stand in awe! that is unbelievable! i LOVE IT!

everyone, come see the fantastic job that Jack did with this Edgar Allen Poe-esque composition. THIS Is going up on the bulletin board with several gold stars on it!

[secret garden]

Nicely done, Jack.

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

OUTSTANDING!

[Texan5]

Oh, that it just superb, Jack!

[Texan5]

I've got a little tile job in a small town 30 miles west of here today-and since it is within 15 miles of LAFB, I'm going to leave now so I can finish early enough to go to the commissary and load up on groceries-I promise to come to class as soon as I get back...

[xsmommy]

okay but HURRY UP! ; )

[Hegewisch Dupa]

not sure I've ever read a more girly post - going to an Air Force base and not getting excited about the planes, but rather the groceries there. Aye Karumba!

[January24th]

Good job; "from your lips to God's ears," as they say.