Morning! I've got a funny story related to the water company/HOA battle to share-
Last night at the restaurant, we had just sat down at the table our neighbors had claimed for us when my realtor friend and her husband walked in the door. Since everyone is acquainted, we pulled up two more chairs and they joined us. The realtor and I told hubby's co-worker's wife all about the sale of the house to the couple with the 4 horrid kids and the falls churcher neighbor from hell, and she really got a laugh out of that. My realtor friend's husband told us about an encounter she had last week with a boatload of 4 male employees from the water company we were in court with a couple of weeks ago, who disembarked on their dock and thought to come snooping on their waterfront-probably because she was one of the people who gave damaging testimony about them under oath at the hearing.
It seems that she came out of the house brandishing a cell phone and confronted them, threatening to have them arrested for trespassing, calling them worthless assh***s and other things and apparently frightening one of them so badly by yelling right in his face that he stepped back hastily, slipped on some loose rocks and went sliding halfway down the cliff toward the water on his knees. Then she added insult to injury by offering to call EMS for him when she saw that he was rubbing his knee and looking pained-he declined and they got back in their boat and left in haste. Her hubby said he was sure that upon returning to their office, they gave the reason for not snooping there as being confronted by a raging madwoman in a muu muu and bare feet who attempted to shove one of them over the cliff to his death-she is 5'2" and weighs maybe 105 soaking wet...
That battle of yours is a never ending source of amusement ;)
all the fun stuff happens down by you! that story is hilarious! how did she know that they were water co. employees? falls churcher from hell describes just about all of them.... LOL! ; )