(Whew!) At my last job in Montreal I often went out with the gals in the office (the other guys were too important or busy or something). VERY eye-opening. We can't really touch them for grossness when they get going. My favourite was when the oldest lady in the group was giving them advice once, and I almost collapsed in laughter. She said, the first time you get a new guy's pants off, no matter how small he is, get a little look of fear on your face, it'll do wonders for his ego.
You're a canuck? that explains it!
Actually heard a group of women discussing how to zoom the guys.
Actively hunt down and zoom the guys.
Very similar to what you're describing.
Being that I was the only guy with the group, I kinda shifted uneasily in my seat and tried to be inconspicuous due to the conversation that had been going on around me.
Like a rabbit sitting very still in the middle of a bunch of exhuberant puppies.
"If I sit still, maybe they won't see me!"