(Denny Crane: "Sometimes you can only look for answers from God and failing that... and Fox News".)
A few years ago, I heard a rumor that McDonalds offers school systems money if the school system notifies McDonalds of any schools within the district which will open in the future. Apparently, when a new school is being built McDonalds will open a new restaurant as close in proximity as possible. Has anyone else heard this? Is it true?