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To: Darksheare; bentfeather; international american; Dead Corpse; tuliptree76


Chicken Soup

My nephew had a poultry farm! (His stock just numbered two.)
He planned to breed some more of them, but then one got the flu.
Now, Medicine is not his strength, but he worked for the group.
He nursed the sick one back to health. He fed it Chicken Soup!

That’s right, he killed the healthy one, to make the sick one strong.
And you may think this makes no sense, but then you have it wrong.
For business, it’s crazy, but that’s not where he leans.
He’ll be a whiz with all the biz of Government Machines!

Where this new math can operate, increases are called cuts,
And taxes are investments. In other words, it’s Nuts!
My brother’s son will fit right in. He thinks that way a lot.
If you call, and you hear strange advice, my nephew’s who you got!

NicknamedBob . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . April 29, 2005

34 posted on 05/09/2005 8:48:24 AM PDT by NicknamedBob ("... why do you always speak in riddles?" / "I solve them all," said the snake. (The Little Prince)
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To: NicknamedBob

ROFLOL!!!!!!!!!

HILARIOUS


35 posted on 05/09/2005 8:51:14 AM PDT by Soaring Feather (Honor)
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To: NicknamedBob

Chortle guffaw ROTF!!


41 posted on 05/09/2005 10:50:32 AM PDT by international american (Tagline now flameproof....purchased from "Conspiracy Guy Custom Taglines"LLC)
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