Dwyer and Michaels "50 Ugliest People"

Q106.5.com ^ | 5/3/05 | Dwyer & Michael

[pissant]

People Magazine just released its "50 Most Beautiful People" Issue. We thought a "50 Ugliest People" Issue would be a best seller. This is the list we came up with:

(Feel free to fax any additions to dorks@qconline.com)

Sandra Berhardt

Michael Richards

Fiona Apple

Janet Reno

Kyra Sedgwick

Chelsea Clinton

Lyle Lovett

Mick Jagger

Dwight Yokam

Tori Spelling

Amy Carter

Gheorghe Muresan

Ru Paul

Woody Allen

Marcia Clark

Michael Jackson

Marge Schott

Ellen DeGeneres

Martha Stewart

Scottie Pippen

Liza Minnelli

Willie McGee

Rosie Perez

Rodney Dangerfield

Aerosmith

Bette Midler

Marilyn Manson

Marty Feldman

Mike Tyson

Paula Jones

Kevin Kerr

Kelsey Grammer

Dennis Franz

Dennis Rodman

Barbara Streisand

Tammy Faye Baker

Tanya Harding

Carrottop

Tracy Chapman

Tom Petty

Rosie O'Donnell

Yoko Ono

Yoko Ono, twice because shes that ugly

Joan Rivers

James Carville

Mary Matalin

Sissy Spacek

Rhea Perlman

Danny Devito

[uncitizen]

for the "ugly list".

[uncitizen]

Wait. i replied to the wrong question. i was thanking you for adding Alan Colmes to the list.

[Ditter]

Martha Stewart was on the 50 most beautiful people list too. How does that happen?

[teenyelliott]

Okay, maybe I'ma little late, but you think this is ugly???

[pissant]

Uhh, no I don't. Who is she?

[teenyelliott]

Damn, do you live on this planet? You never know who anyone is, you recluse.

That is Fiona Apple, who IS on the list, and Cher isn't? What about Melanie Griffith and Antonio Banderas? Donald Duck Trump? Courtney Love? Sheesh, I should make my own list.

[Stand Watch Listen]

Thanks I owe you a big fat wet one...
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[subterfuge]

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now I have to gouge my eyes out...

[stylecouncilor]

ping

[Dashing Dasher]

I kept looking for your name!

They do have a plethora of ugly people on this list!

[Dashing Dasher]

[pissant]

The lighting in your pic made her look better. Reality bites a little harder. Not fugly, but no raver either. Plus, I never heard of the skank til now.

[Jorge]

Ughhhh!

[Jorge]