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An elderly couple went to the Dr's to see if he could help them with their memory problems.

The Doc said, "that's easy enough, just write things down".

So they went home and a little later that evening the old guy told his wife that he wanted some ice cream. She said, "ok". He said, "I think you'd better write that down".

She said, "omg..I think I can remember a bowl of ice cream". He said, "yes, but I also want some strawberries on it". She said.."no problem, ice cream and strawberries, I think I can remember that".
He said, " I think you'd better write it down, because I want some whipped cream on the top of it too".

"Don't worry," she said, "ice cream, strawberries and whipped cream, I surely can remember that".

He said, "ok, but you should write that down".

About twenty minutes later she came back and handed him a plate of scrambled eggs and bacon.

He looked up at her and said, "you forgot the toast".

(My son just told me this, so I hope I got it right.)


4,955 posted on 07/29/2005 12:14:00 PM PDT by grannie9 (Between slobs, dogs, and Englishmen, I'm always in hot water.)
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To: grannie9

LOL!
Uh oh.


4,956 posted on 07/29/2005 12:27:34 PM PDT by Darksheare (The day the tagline went "Boink!")
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