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The Lone Ranger




The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party.

The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger.

In honour of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you,
I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?"

The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse." The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away.

Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blond woman on his back.

As the Indian Chief watches, the blond enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the
night.

The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days. What is your second request?"

The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him and he again whispers in the horse's ear.As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over
the horizon.

Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, even more attractive than the blond. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and
spends the night.

The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are >>> > indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow. What is your last request?"

The Lone Ranger responds,
"I'd like to speak to my horse, alone."

The Chief is curious, but he agrees and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent.

Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says,

"Listen very carefully, for the last time, I said...................."BRING POSSE!"


3,032 posted on 06/20/2005 3:08:29 PM PDT by grannie9 (Between slobs, dogs, and Englishmen, I'm always in hot water.)
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To: grannie9
let me help


3,033 posted on 06/20/2005 3:27:23 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: grannie9; ValerieUSA
:-)

Laughter is the best medecine........

3,035 posted on 06/20/2005 3:33:17 PM PDT by Lakeshark (Whatever...................................................................:-)
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