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FEMALE PRAYER / MALE PRAYER

FEMALE PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, one who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, one who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, and always be my very best friend.

Amen.

MALE PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit!

2,839 posted on 06/15/2005 4:11:11 PM PDT by lodwick (Integrity has no need of rules. Albert Camus)

If that male gets that felmale he sure will be spending eternity in a warm climate! LOL

2,842 posted on 06/15/2005 4:37:26 PM PDT by restornu

LOL on the two prayers Loddy. I'll forward it to all my wimmin pals...will I be in trouble.

2,844 posted on 06/15/2005 4:51:12 PM PDT by Cuttnhorse

To: lodwick; null and void; Darksheare; Lakeshark; westmex; sweetliberty; grannie9; Cuttnhorse; ...

2,846 posted on 06/15/2005 4:58:27 PM PDT by restornu

Prayers answered.
A happy day for both of them.

2,855 posted on 06/16/2005 4:34:13 AM PDT by Woliff

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