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Monday, May 30
7:12 a.m. A suspicious pickup reported on US62W eluded the long eye of the law.
9:35 a.m. A Spring St. gallery sign reported stolen was in the custody of a neighboring shop owner who noticed it left out at night.
11:47 a.m. A shoplifter who did not actually take any merchandise was reported at a S. Main St. shop.
12:52 p.m. A usually-alert carriage driver missed his chance to report a collision on N. Main St. between a mini-van and a motorcycle.
1:50 p.m. A detective reported a minor traffic accident on US62E.
2:17 p.m. A suspected shoplifter reported earlier succumbed to temptation and was arrested at a Spring St. leather shop.
3:12 p.m. A burglary was investigated at the Harmon Park community building.
4:06 p.m. An officer neither saw nor heard fireworks reported near Deer Ln.
8:30 p.m. A US62E shop owner introduced officers to an irate customer.
9:48 p.m. An officer was asked to eyeball suspicious characters at a US62E used car lot; neither salesmen nor customers were seen.
Tuesday, May 31
7:10 a.m. Authorities reported a possible burglary at a Huntsville Rd. motel.
9:20 a.m. Funny money was reportedly passed at a US62E bank.
9:40 a.m. A US62E shop owner wondered what the Tuesday edition of Thursdays Farmers Market was all about.
11:15 a.m. The music died before an officer visited a Wall St. residence.
4:07 p.m. An officer was asked to follow up on a possible burglary reported earlier.
4:42 p.m. People reported helping themselves to items outside a W. Van Buren thrift shop left before an officer arrived.
6:32 p.m. An officer declared it a stand off when a Benton St. resident refused to pay the operator of a moving van.
6:56 p.m. Unknown trouble was reported at a karate studio.
Wednesday, June 1
12:33 a.m. A Singleton St. resident reported noises like someone is trying to get into her basement but no prowler was found.
4:43 a.m. Tension created by trespassers in a US62E motel hot tub melted away.
10:32 a.m. A private property accident occurred at a Passion Play Rd. gas station.
10:55 a.m. A tram and a delivery truck collided at Pendergrass Corner.
3:28 p.m. A US62E trailer park resident with a check book problem was referred to sheriffs personnel.
5:59 p.m. Tenant trouble was reported on Oakridge.
8:09 p.m. An open door was reported at a S. Main St. shop.
9:07 p.m. A Rolex watch was reported missing at a US62E motel.
11:21 p.m. A complainant reported trouble with her teenage son at a US62W motel.
Thursday, June 2
2:03 a.m. Two drunks touring Spring St. were arrested.
10:20 a.m. Items were reported stolen from a W. Van Buren thrift shop.
11:50 a.m. A subject named in an outstanding warrant surrendered at the station house.
2:50 p.m. An officer was unable to make contact with a Norris St. resident.
3:22 p.m. Officers escorted a funeral.
5 p.m. A carriage driver reported a maroon Dodge nearly broadsided a trolley at the intersection of Main and Spring Sts.
5:36 p.m. A US62E motel guest departed without paying.
11:46 p.m. A traffic stop near the intersection of East Mountain and US62E resulted in an arrest.
Friday, June 3
1:13 a.m. Three officers arrested two wanted subjects during a traffic stop on US62E.
8:43 a.m. A motorist who failed to pay for gas from a US62E station agreed to make amends.
5:54 p.m. A Corvette was crunched on S. Main St.
9:54 p.m. A Wall St. resident reported possible gunfire or fireworks.
Saturday, June 4
12:18 a.m. A N. Main St. hotel employee complained about loud music at a nearby nightclub.
12:35 a.m. Responding to a complaint of an altercation involving a knife at a downtown tavern, a subject named in an outstanding warrant was arrested for assault.
12:40 a.m. A subject was arrested while fleeing the scene of an altercation involving injuries on Main St.
12:52 a.m. Security personnel reported an altercation at a Mountain St. bar.
1:20 a.m. Security personnel asked the police to take custody of a subject involved in an earlier altercation.
2:16 a.m. A traffic stop on US62W resulted in three arrests.
9:26 a.m. A motorist on Prospect Ave. was forced off the road by a trolley.
9:30 a.m. An officer informed a boater at Lake Leatherwood theres no such thing as a free launch.
9:43 a.m. Solar lighting was stolen on N. Main St.
11:35 a.m. Sheriffs personnel reported a possibly drunk driver on US62W.
2:40 p.m. A vendor selling food and drinks on a downtown sidewalk was advised to stop breaking the law.
2:43 p.m. Motorcycles parked in loading and red zones on Spring St. were marked and cited.
4:32 p.m. A carriage driver complained about iron horses parked near a S. Main St. pub.
6:06 p.m. Loud motorcycles were reported at a US62E hog bar.
9:02 p.m. An Armstrong St. B&B operator complained about a vehicle blocking her driveway.
9:55 p.m. A vehicle was reported blocking a fire hydrant on Benton St.
9:59 p.m. A Mountain St. resident was surprised when a tourist walked into his house thinking it was a B&B.
10:13 p.m. Four officers responded to a security guards report of a fight behind a Mountain St. pub but found nothing worth reporting.
10:44 p.m. People refusing to leave a Kansas St. residence had a change of heart once the law arrived.
10:53 p.m. A downtown hotel operator reported a fight on the third floor.
11:05 p.m. Four officers responded to a report of a fight in front of a downtown public rest room.
11:22 p.m. Police arrested a combative patient in the care of EMS personnel for public intoxication.
Sunday, June 5
12:34 a.m. An altercation at a downtown hotel resulted in an arrest.
1 a.m. A drunk passed out near a S. Main St. bank was arrested for being snockered.
1:27 a.m. Officers were unable to locate drunk men reportedly motoring all over US62W.
1:29 a.m. A private property accident was reported on Armstrong St.
2:03 a.m. The chief assisted an officer in dispersing a rowdy group whooping it up on the balcony of a Huntsville Dr. motel.
2:10 a.m. A motorcycle accident at the intersection of US62E and Hwy. 23S resulted in a DWI arrest.
2:30 a.m. An altercation at a US62E convenience store parking lot fizzled out before an officer arrived.
2:39 a.m. Drunks at a US62E motel agreed to stop pestering other guests.
2:49 a.m. Officers investigated a possible assault on Pine St.
8:12 a.m. An illegally parked vehicle preventing Sunday market vendors from setting up was towed.
8:50 a.m. A mailbox was vandalized on Hayes St.
9:05 a.m. A Jordon St. jogger reported being chased by a dog.
2:20 p.m. A car was reported vandalized during the night near the junction of Owen and White Sts.
3:40 p.m. A Ridgeway resident reported her vehicle vandalized.
3:48 p.m. Unsightly litter and garbage were reported at a Mill Hollow Rd. residence.
4:40 p.m. Vandalism was reported near the post office.
8:16 p.m. A complainant reported a subject attacked his car near Pendergrass Corner.
8:28 p.m. Subjects drinking beer in a US62E liquor store parking lot were asked to leave.