Don't worry, SL, I've got all the neighborhoods memorized which have the most child molestors. Seriously, there is a one-mile radius where most of them live. My sisters laugh at me, and obviously I'm not a child, but still... wouldn't want them to get me while I'm out riding my bike or something! Seriously creepy.
Not to worry...the reason child molesters do children is that generally they're too intimidated by grown women.