Will you marry me???
Who says size doesn't matter?
Hi Sweety, if I may take that liberty. A proposal such as that, from a charming, fun loving, intelligent, drop dead gorgeous young nubile, as you undoubtedly are, is indeed flattering.
But alas sweet temptress I must confess that I have, for lo these many years, being in negotiations with the good grannie IX with a view to her adopting me. Business you understand, I have plans for a real estate empire to rival the Donald´s and, in addition, I could get some good home cooking. Marriage I fear would not sit well with my prospective Mother.
However, gentle creature of delightful unconventionality, perhaps a discreet and less formal arrangement could be considered.