Posted on 05/03/2005 8:23:05 PM PDT by Mo1
....hiding.
As any good duck blind does when not in immediate use.
Today my baby girl's 18th birthday. I be so glad that this be my last child support payment! Month after month, year after year, all those damn payments!
So I call my baby girl, LaKeesha, to come to my house, and when she get there, I say, "Baby girl, I want you to take this check over to yo momma house and tell her this be the last check she ever be gettin' from me and I want you to come back and tell me the 'spression on yo mama's face."
So my baby girl she take the check over to her. I be anxious to hear what she say and what she look like.
Baby girl walk through the door, I say, "Now what yo momma say 'bout that?"
"She say to tell you that "you ain't my daddy" ... and watch the 'spression on yo face."
A year and a month or so for me...
LOL!
I promise not to make up send your answer in......
Good to 'see' you, but I'm heading off to bed.
:(
No threatening little green or yellow guys, k?
No.
I grab a trolls attention, and while the troll is busy paying attention to what I am doing, they are too busy to notice the mods sneaking up behind with the "UNNNGH!" stick.
Works, sometimes.
Sometimes works well.
Sometimes the troll figures it out, squeals, and runs to another thread.
*sigh*
All in a day's troll hunt.
You are a mod.......
I knew it. I knew it.
No, I just try my best to assist them when I can.
Sometimes that means being entertainment of the most strange sort.
to your coffin? : )
Yuppers.
"early to bed, early to rise, frightens the neighbors and dries the eyes."
:-)
early to bed....wouldn't you be better off going late to bed, like in the wee hours late....like all vamps do?
no begging sharky....you know the rules! : )
did you all here about the Boston Red Sox pitcher, Matt Clement? struck by a line drive.....dropped on the mound, motionless for about 5 minutes? So far, sounds like he might be okay....CT scan is negative, but hospital keeping him overnight...perhaps you all can send a prayer his way. I didn't see it myself; there's a thread in FR about it. Quite frightening event, it seems.
fofl!
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