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Posted on 05/03/2005 8:23:05 PM PDT by Mo1
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To: catpuppy
Great Redneck linkage - thanks for the grins.
2,021
posted on
06/03/2005 8:39:40 AM PDT
by
lodwick
(Integrity has no need of rules. Albert Camus)
To: lodwick
Nice sandwiches.........Getting ready for lunch now.....
2,022
posted on
06/03/2005 9:24:36 AM PDT
by
Lakeshark
(Whatever...................................................................:-)
To: Darksheare
Ah hates dial up......
2,023
posted on
06/03/2005 9:25:44 AM PDT
by
Lakeshark
(Whatever...................................................................:-)
To: Darksheare; everyone
Dear IRS,
Enclosed is my 2004 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes.
Please note the attached article from USA Today, wherein you will see that the Pentagon is paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid $600.00 for a toilet seat.
I am enclosing four toilet seats (value $2400) and six hammers (value $1029), bringing my total remitted to $3429.00. Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my return. You can do this inexpensively by sending them one 1.5" Phillips Head screw (article from USA Today detailing how HUD pays $22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips Head Screws is enclosed for your convenience.)
It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year.
Sincerely,
A Satisfied Taxpayer
+++
Love it.
2,024
posted on
06/03/2005 9:33:01 AM PDT
by
lodwick
(Integrity has no need of rules. Albert Camus)
To: Lakeshark
Dial-up, the foreign language course that teaches you how to curse in Sumerian.
2,025
posted on
06/03/2005 9:35:50 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Hey troll, Sith happens.)
To: lodwick
2,026
posted on
06/03/2005 9:36:01 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Hey troll, Sith happens.)
To: Lakeshark
SBC's just lowered their dsl service pricing, again.
$15 - 1.5MBS down
$25 - 3.0mbs down
Now the ball's back in TimeWarner's court here in Austin.
Let the high-speed wars continue.
2,027
posted on
06/03/2005 9:36:18 AM PDT
by
lodwick
(Integrity has no need of rules. Albert Camus)
To: celtic gal
Hi CG. Sorry to learn that Ozzie has been ill. He'll be in my thoughts and prayers.
To: lodwick; Darksheare
Can't get it at our lake place. Dial up or satellite here.
I have cable high speed back home.
*Holding head and screaming*
2,029
posted on
06/03/2005 11:53:20 AM PDT
by
Lakeshark
(Whatever...................................................................:-)
To: Lakeshark
Ah - enjoy the long weekend.
You'll have to build a few years worth of satellite service into the next house you construct.
2,030
posted on
06/03/2005 12:02:16 PM PDT
by
lodwick
(Integrity has no need of rules. Albert Camus)
To: lodwick
Wish that it was so easy......
I prefer the other toys anyway........makes it harder for peopole to call me anyway....
:-)
2,031
posted on
06/03/2005 12:11:40 PM PDT
by
Lakeshark
(Whatever...................................................................:-)
To: Lakeshark
Egads that would be sheer torture.
2,032
posted on
06/03/2005 12:27:45 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Hey troll, Sith happens.)
To: Darksheare
Particularly since I'm fighting spyware demons.......
2,033
posted on
06/03/2005 1:03:11 PM PDT
by
Lakeshark
(Whatever...................................................................:-)
To: Lakeshark
2,034
posted on
06/03/2005 1:04:12 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Hey troll, Sith happens.)
To: Darksheare
Slow, slithery yugs........
2,035
posted on
06/03/2005 1:06:36 PM PDT
by
Lakeshark
(Whatever...................................................................:-)
To: Lakeshark
2,036
posted on
06/03/2005 1:08:21 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Hey troll, Sith happens.)
To: Darksheare
Think I may have gotten them just now.
2,037
posted on
06/03/2005 1:08:24 PM PDT
by
Lakeshark
(Whatever...................................................................:-)
To: Darksheare
Gots to head down to the beach.......
BBL.
2,038
posted on
06/03/2005 1:10:44 PM PDT
by
Lakeshark
(Whatever...................................................................:-)
To: Lakeshark
2,039
posted on
06/03/2005 1:11:49 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Hey troll, Sith happens.)
To: Darksheare; grannie9
You kilt the thread agin.......
Where's gran?
2,040
posted on
06/03/2005 3:46:08 PM PDT
by
Lakeshark
(Whatever...................................................................:-)
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