Lazamataz's Opus: No longer a Republican (Vanity)

Now | Me

[Dane]

Hands off Dane. He's alllll mine

Rrrrrowwwllll! :^)

[Xenalyte]

I thought Laz was The Man. He's a white male age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to him.

(That's what Homer said, at least.)

[Lazamataz]

I thought Laz was The Man.

Close.

I'm The Man Your Mom Warned You About.

[Xenalyte]

(Courtesy of Phantom Lord, to whom ping!)

660
Approximate number of the Beast

DCLXVI
Roman numeral of the Beast

666.0000
Number of the High Precision Beast

0.666
Number of the Millibeast

/ 666
Beast Common Denominator

(-666) ^ (1/2)
Imaginary number of the Beast

6.66 e3
Floating point Beast

1010011010
Binary of the Beast

6, uh... what was that number again?
Number of the Blonde Beast

1-666
Area code of the Beast

00666
Zip code of the Beast

666mph
The speed limit of the Beast

$665.95
Retail price of the Beast

$699.25
Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax

$769.95
Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul

$656.66
Walmart price of the Beast

$646.66
Next week's Walmart price of the Beast

Phillips 666
Gasoline of the Beast

Route 666
Highway of the Beast

666 F
Oven temperature for roast Beast

666k
Retirement plan of the Beast

666 mg
Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast

6.66 %
5 year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank, $666 minimum deposit.

$666/hr
Beast's lawyer's billing rate

Lotus 6-6-6
Spreadsheet of the Beast

Word 6.66
Word Processor of the Beast

i66686
CPU of the Beast

666i
BMW of the Beast

DSM-666 (revised)
Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast

1232 Octal, Apt. 29A
Beast's hexed address

668
Next-door neighbor of the Beast

333
The semi-Christ

665.9997856
The Number of the Beast on a Pentium

[Dane]

Given the chance, I'd do it all again. I think this was an unusually productive thread, allowing people the chance to vent, giving the many Freepers some ammunition to point to and inform Republican leaders of the unrest of the base, and heck, I even reconciled with a couple of Freepers

Yeah you're probably correct in that sense, but I get irked sometimes by some on FR who can be manipulated by the mainstream media.

That's not meant as a slam, just a general observation.

[NeoCaveman]

And the fool pubbies will take the compromise even if they have the votes to win. They will cave when they don't need to.

We shall see.

If they do then they are toast.

[Xenalyte]

My mom said a lot of things. My twenties stand as evidence that I didn't hear a damn one of 'em.

(How I managed not to get pregnant, deported, or indicted is completely beyond me.)

[Lazamataz]

That's not meant as a slam, just a general observation.

In the spirit of this Thread of Great Reconciliation, taken as such. :o)

[Lazamataz]

(How I managed not to get pregnant, deported, or indicted is completely beyond me.)

Yeah, and I got all three.

Last Thursday.

From the same heinous event. (shudder)

[LibertarianInExile]

ROFL. Sorry it took a while to respond. I was stealing cookies from lawyers. There's some party near where I'm working today to celebrate another year of them ruling the world or something.

[Xenalyte]

That had to have made your weekend hell.

[Lazamataz]

LOL! You silly.

[LibertarianInExile]

I thought Laz was The Man. He's a white male age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to him.

No, Laz is a pope impersonator. He can't be The Man. The Man is Protestant. And he REALLY, REALLY likes Wonderbread and Jif Peanut Butter (with the crusts cut off).

[Lazamataz]

I'm going to bed. I gotta get up fer that darned work again.

Join me? :o)

Oh wait, ferget it, you are all fianced and stuff. :o)

[Lazamataz]

No, Laz is a pope impersonator.

They call me the Papal No-way-zio.

[jveritas]

Although the GOP is not a full pro-life party it is the only major party that can for example ban partial birth abortion and thanks the Lord they banned it.

I am totally with abolishing the Roe Vs. Wade genocidal decision, but the question is how can we totally abolish it. Even if we get five very conservative Supreme Court judges will they really abolish it? Does it require a Constitutional amendment to do it? and if so can we get 2/3 of the Congress and 2/3 of the States to ratify it?

[LibertarianInExile]

(How I managed not to get pregnant, deported, or indicted is completely beyond me.)
Yeah, and I got all three. Last Thursday. From the same heinous event. (shudder)

RHONDA? IS THAT YOU?!?!?

[LibertarianInExile]

No, Laz is a pope impersonator.
They call me the Papal No-way-zio.

That or Cardinal Pullz-my-finger

[Liberal Classic]

No one pays me any attention. Maybe I should post an opus.

[Lazamataz]

RHONDA? IS THAT YOU?!?!?

STEVE!!! I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER CALL!!! Monroe County Court says I have until Friday to leave the country or they're indicting! What did you do with all the dead monkeys, CO2 cylinders, and boathooks? They said they want to question you too. (sobbing)