:-)
From what I remember, Lazamataz wrote the first Anti-Opus that I've ever seen.
I can't find it though and it was funny.
Sorry to hear you've been harassed by some of society's lower rungs. This reinforces my policy of not reading freepmail from posters that I don't know.
It's a policy I developed some months back and it's served me well. If somebody has something to say to me, they can say it on the threads. And if they don't like it they can lump it.