Quotations about Buddha 
 
 
"Don't just do something ... Sit there!" 
- Marge's comment on meditation. (Contributed by Marge) 
 
"All Chinese [Buddhists] are vegetarians, but most of them prefer to flavor their vegetables with beef, or pork, or duck, or chicken." 
- Lin Yu Tang (Contributed by Allan Adasiak) 
 
"Blessed is he who finds happiness in his own foolishness. For he will always be happy". -- Chade Meng 
 
What is nirvana? 
"Nothing happens next. This is it." said the old monk to the young one. 
 
Disciple: Oh wise and all knowing one, show me the place of perfect peace. 
Master: If I show it to you, it will know longer be peaceful. (Contributed by Neil Woods) 
 
"Meditation is not about doing something" -- Joko Beck 
 
Paradise is exactly like where you are right now ... only much, much better. -- Laurie Anderson 
 
Birds it would seem are so intent on being birds that they have no time to speculate on their not being birds. - William A. Russell 
 
"When I first started reading about Buddhism, I said this emptiness is really heavy!" - Rev Ryunyo King 
 
A Zen master once said to me, "Do the opposite of whatever I tell you." So I didn't. 
 
"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." - Woody Allen.