Here, really, there's no shame...just think about it...it may help... 
Here, really, there's no shame...just think about it...it may help...
I think I'll recommend to the ET's that they pack your assaults and insults in with your anal probe.
Your very well deserved anal probe.
I'm curious,
as you were growing up . . . when the neighbor kids came by with a little parade--did you immediately stop what you were doing to piss on it?
And, how did cats fair near your home? How many did you dismember?