Four Whoppers, as told to the American public by the "Electable" John Kerry:
1. "I have confidence in my campaign. I have assembled a great team that is going to beat
George W. Bush, and any rumors to the contrary are completely erroneous."
2. "I've had one position, one consistent position, that Saddam Hussein was a threat."
3. "Real Democrats don't abandon the middle class."
4. "I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
On the other hand, to give credit where credit is due, John Kerry tried to be truthful [my lie]:
1. "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
2. "The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
3. "A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
4. "Public speaking is easy."