[BigWaveBetty]

Oh no, Britney's going to spawn?

...Britney in a striking green bikini... and bless the bikini, it's struggling to keep Brit's new-found hefty bosom tucked in.

The now brunette star is also without her usual trademark toned belly - instead she looks like she might have put on a spot of weight - or is she just pregnant?

Rumours have been lingering for months about whether or not Britney is pregnant - and although it must be driving her mad, she only has herself to blame, after telling everyone and their dog of her plans for kids after she married Kevin Federline.

Recently the star has given up smoking and stopped dying her hair blonde - both signs many are taking to mean she's up the duff and American entertainment columnist Norm Clarke is adamant:

"Britney Spears... not a girl, soon to be a mommy. She's pregnant. Look for the announcement any day now," Teen Hollywood reports him as saying. SkyNews

[BigWaveBetty]

A lesson to youngsters everywhere. Stay in school, don't be an idiot like Sheen.

Martin Sheen is keen to get himself back to the classroom once his long-running West Wing series is over.

"I want to go back to school. I never got my high school diploma and have always felt a need to address that," the Daily Mail reports him as saying.

"I'll be 65 this summer and have received a number of degrees, but no proper education since I started acting. SkyNews

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We report, you decide...

[mountaineer]

Britney Spears and that crying Michael Jackson supporter on the last thread are among those I hope would choose not to procreate, for the sake of all humankind.