11 Times In History It Has Been OK To Say The F word: SOME FUNNY TO LIGHTEN UP TODAY)

[TXBSAFH]

There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:

11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?"

~ Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the @#$% was that?"

~ Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"

~ Custer, 1877

8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."

~ Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"

~ Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"

~ Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"

~ Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the @#$% are we?"

~ Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"

~ Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"

~ Bill Clinton, 1998

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."

~ Saddam Hussein, 2003

[LibertarianInExile]

What does the GOP do? They nominate the ONE *&^%ing guy Clinton can beat! -- various conservatives, 1996

[kevkrom]

"How long is this @!#$ing rain going to last?" - Everyone outside of Noah's Ark

[Centurion2000]

LOL

[kevkrom]

"We @!#$ing ROCK!" - Every band. Ever. No matter how much they @!#$ing suck.

[Braak]

Wait, you want me to take my plane, and crash it into a ship? Honorable Commander-San, are you F#%(*&G CRAZY????

-Many a Japanese Kamikaze Pilot

F*&^$%*G Germans....for once, could they actually do something we EXPECT them to do?
- Marshal Gamelin, 1940

Here come the last 40 F&*(&#G Spitfires...again!
- Anonomoyous Luftwaffe Pilot, September 1940

[hchutch]

"Where the F*** did those dive-bombers come from?" - Admiral Chuichi Nagumo, 4 June 1942.

[Snardius]

"Not guilty? You're f***ing kidding me!!
O.J. Simpson

[Mr. Blonde]

As Lewis Black says if you live in Minnesota and don't say **** its cold everytime you walk outside in the winter something is wrong with you.

[Eaker]

"Please Lord don't let me f*@# this up."

~Alan Shepard - May 1961

[Poohbah]

"How the $#@! do the hunter-killer groups know where to find us?" -- More than one U-boat commander, 1943-44.

"When's that overgrown adding machine going to spit out a valid decrypt so I can go get some $#!ing tea?" -- More than one former Oxbridge scholar, Bletchley Park, 1943-44

[kevkrom]

"You @!#$ign ate WHAT?" - Gen. Stephen W. Kearny to survivors of the Donner Party, 1847

[LibertarianInExile]

I think I got the winners right here.

"You want me to *&^%ing do WHAT?" - Eve, to Adam, on the occasion of their expulsion from the Garden

"HOW *&^%IN' BIG? NO *&^%IN' WAY! AND what the *&^% IS a ziggurat, anyway?" - Contractor to Architect, Ur

[Centurion2000]

Houston, we have a @#$%ing problem.

Apollo XIII crew, somewhere up there.

[kevkrom]

"How the @!#$ did we blow a 15-point lead in less than 5 minutes?" - Ariznoa Wildcats, Saturday

[Professional Engineer]

ROFLMAO ping

[kevkrom]

"You want me to @!#$ing do WHAT to my son?" - Father of first boy to be circumcised

[xp38]

A. Easy...for a prime example see Yankees vs. Red Sox 2004 ALCS

[StoneColdGOP]

How about one more?

"When is this @%#*ing Schiavo stuff going to end?"

[SAMWolf]

LOL!

[mikrofon]

XX) "I'm John F'n Kerry, and I'm reporting for doody..."