Nope! I read the Constitution very well, thank you, and although not a lawyer, I am familiar with court proceedings. I have won SEVERAL cases against people who PERJURED themselves.
My lawyers and I have just recently won a CIVIL FRAUD and CIVIL CONSPIRACY TO COMMIT FRAUD case in which one or more of the conspirators committed PERJURY, TAX FRAUD, BANKRUPTCY FRAUD, MAIL FRAUD, SECURITIES FRAUD, MISAPPLICATION OF FIDUCIARY PROPERTY, etc. And I'm sure one of the perpetrators is thankful that he now owes the IRS $217,000 in back taxes because of my tenacious research of fraud.
One of my goals is to ensure that one to five people involved will get free room and board, as well as "designer orange" jumpsuits for a few years!
Since one of the perpetrators has publicly stated that he is (deathly) afraid of going to prison, and therefore "would never want to live like that," maybe the State will withhold food and water---according to his "wishes"---so he won't have to "live that way" for more than a few weeks.
BTW, I have a Burmese cat who is named Lawyer. Do you have any vacancies on your legal team? He's currently unemployed.