[Northern Yankee]

Scientology gets stranger as you read it.

So... if Scientologists believe they can achieve immortality, how come their founder is...shall we say... dead?

Darn that Xenu.

Had all these intergalatic beings killed?

Probably couldn't find a good burger of Venus, so he sent them here to find one.

[Victoria Delsoul]

LOL, sounds like a freak show.