Many a true word is spoken in jest.
This human race has a long history of people wanting to kill you just because of what you are.
I know you are treating this all lightheartedly, Chad, but I think you are really fearful. This is what I sense in your posts.
Whistling in the dark helps a little.
No one ever thought the German people could become such coldhearted killers either. But it really happened. And not that long ago, historically speaking.
I'm not really worried about a new round of genocide in this country - I'll get worried again when the socialists take over for good...
But not fearful of Nazis coming after me. I'd feel sad because they will have forced me to kill them...