I love vets with a sense of humor. My vet was coming out one day and at that time, we lived near the airport. The vet was trying to time our appointment to coincide with a delivery he was picking up at the airport. He said, " I'll be there around 2:00, that's when I'm expecting my semen." That threw me off guard and I couldn't think of a reply so I said, "oh yeah, I'm expecting some semen later, too." He took it the wrong way...
LOL!!!
Speaking of semen, (you started it!) When the vet does a castration, he always has to show me what he's removed, pointing out each part so that I know he's removed everything he's supposed to. Apparently you're supposed to get at least 3 inches of spermatic cord, so he was stretching it out from the testicle he'd just removed, saying "and here's the cord" and he accidentally squirted semen all over his assistant who was standing there holding the horse up. It was one of those moments when nobody says anything for a second or two then everybody busts out laughing. She handled it well though. She said, "Well, it's been one of those days, I get blood in my eye and semen on my arm, what's next?" We all got a good laugh out of it.