Here, have one on me:
Becky
~glug~
At least it won't hurt so much if I trip again.
It's funny, in college, we'd ride our bikes home from the bars drunk. Sometimes I'd wake up with scabby knees and not ~entirely~ remember wiping out.
I knew I should have been out mowing pasture... laundry's too dangerous. I woulda been but the lawnmower wouldn't start again.
Hey, Becky! Did you hear on the news!! About that woman on Turkey Mountain that fell off her horse and ended up in a ravine for hours?
I tell ya, when I heard it, I sat up and took notice. The trailer didn't look like yours...so I guess it wasn't you? LOL
Umm...have we heard from Becky this morning?
Anyway, this veterinariun was mountain biking out there and sees this horse coming down the trail with no rider!! So he fetches the horse and puts it in it's trailer and then hikes like 2 miles down the trail looking for the rider and sure enough, that woman had been there in the ravine for hours! They hauled her off to the hospital, I think she's still there! She was in fair condition, but hurt pretty bad, from what I understand.