You laugh but it wasn't funny at the time. I'm holding a tail over that feels like it weighs 20 pounds and a themometer in with the other hand. I'm short too, ok and she stands there farting:')
My daughter just came in and asked me what was so funny!
Somebody should have got that on video.
LOL!! It's a good thing there wasn't any open flame or you'd've gotten a new "do". ;o)
Seriously though, and this sounds gross, but you can tickle or scratch just above their butt-hole and they'll raise their tail themselves.